just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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