it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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