I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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