Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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