Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
