The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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