I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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