somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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