He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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