it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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