they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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