i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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