Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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