Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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