I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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