I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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