OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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