Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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