I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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