I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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