so that wasnt chicken after all
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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