Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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