Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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