there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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