Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
They took my balls.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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