Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
