Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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