So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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