do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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