the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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