doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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