D3 body, D1 cock
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
His nipple licking is glorious
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