He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
