another moral hangover. fuck.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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