Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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