question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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