She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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