She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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