no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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