We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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