What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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