No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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