Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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