I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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