So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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