Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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