What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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