so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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