handjob tips. give me some.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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