And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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