i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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