Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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