it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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