And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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