we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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