Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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